Snapple Cap

It had been a while since the family had gone out for dinner. My mom is an amazing cook. Not just because she's italian but because she's actually really good! One night she decided to give herself a break and so we all went to the local pizzeria. Me, my parents and my younger brother. The parents each order a coke and us "kids" each get a bottle of Snapple Tea. I immediately turn the top around to read my interesting Snapple fact and the whole table "oohs and aaahs" and let's the fact sink in. A little while later, my mom turns over her bottle top and starts squinting and turning the top upside-down...

"Ma," I say, "What are you doin?"
"I can't read anything."
"Read what?"
She's got this disappointed look on her face.
"Where's my fact? This one didn't get one..."
"Ma... that's because it's a COKE bottle."
"Ooooooh..."